How to Optimise your Facebook Page for Dopamine Generation
Dopamine, the chemical your brain releases to make you feel good. In the old days of the Internet, facebook users had to click a ‘Like' button to show their appreciation or support for a FB page. With the new Neuronal Interface, FB measures your dopamine receptors and automatically selects which pages you like.
Make sure your Content is Gender Optimised
Men and women don't react the same way to the same way Neuronal stimulus. Using the FB app GenderAI, you can design various layouts and virtual environments that perfectly adapt to the gender and sexual preference of your FB page's visitor.
Since the measure of appreciation of your FB page is directly proportional to your dopamine response, don't forget to add stimulating visuals, and gender optimised content.
Make sure your Virtual Environment is Engaging
Is there anything worse than arriving on someone's FB page only to find that you have nothing to do in their virtual environment? We think so. Nothing generates less dopamine than boredom. Now, we're not suggesting you dress it up like the Cirque du Soleil, that might not be appropriate for your business, but you might want to add something for the Neuronal user to do while they're visiting. Many great apps exist that can add functionality and purpose to your FB page. ProductionAI, for example, is a great app that generates a virtual environment that represents your production line. Users can see how your products are made, and can even interact and suggest processes to make your product better.
Measure, Measure, Measure
FB's new Neuronal Interface comes with a slew of measuring tools. Get familiar with them. One of our favourites is WaveAI. WaveAI allows you to monitor the endocrine system of your visitors, as well as alpha, beta, and delta brainwave responses to your content.
As we all know, the endocrine system is a system of glands, each of which secretes a type of hormone into the bloodstream to regulate the body. The endocrine system is an information signal system like the nervous system. Hormones regulate many functions of an organism, including mood, growth and development, tissue function, and metabolism.
According to eMarketer, users have an 80% chance or returning to your FB page if it creates an alpha wave response higher than 2.3 and a standard mood deviation of +-8%. Now, we know that alpha2.3 is almost impossible to achieve for most SMB's, and a endocrine system mood deviation of +-8% is lot to aim for, but it just goes to show you that brainwave response and ES monitoring are possibly one of the strongest measuring tools you can use for Neuronal Response Optimisation.
Use Though Association to your Advantage
In the old days of FB, the only way to share content was to click on a ‘share' button. Yeah, we can't believe it either! The Neuronal Interface makes sharing instant and automatic. The Neuronal Interface links your dopamine response with memory association. In other words, if you respond to something that you think one of your friends will respond to in a similar way, facebook automatically shares that insight with your FB friends, or FB page fans.
It works in the same way as "when you think of ‘Cat', what's the first word that comes to mind?" We all have generally predictable responses to these questions (Dog!), and if optimised properly, the Neuronal Interface will be able share quicker, and in a more efficient way, the content that you want others to see (and that others want to see).
Last but not least: Neuronal Privacy.
There has been much debate about open Neuronal Social Networks. Are we giving facebook too much information? Is our privacy safe? Is ‘Big Brother' now monitoring what we're thinking and how we're feeling, not just what we're doing? Will I get my brain hacked?
I'm here to tell you all to relax. Neuronal Interfacing is just that: interfacing with neurons. We bypass our organic receptors (eyes, ears, skin, nose, etc...) and feed input directly into our sensory neurons. That's it, that's all. It's no more sinister than a dream. When you dream, you see things, you smell things, you do things, but it's not real, and besides scaring you sometimes, it has no real permanent real-world physical side-effects.
Additionally, the gaming industry has been using Neuronals for years now. With over 800 million people constantly plugged into SonyAI and XboxNI, the technology has been proven safe and reliable, and ‘till this day, there is no proof that anyone's brain has ever been hacked!
So that's the post, hope you enjoyed it. What did you think? Any ideas about FB of the Future? Will it even exist? Is trying to predict the future in our exponentially exponential technological reality even possible? Let me know!